our very own shaggy

No girl can resist such a machoman with every english slang on his mouth, accent of perfect american.The style guru of our hostel."who else " i'm talking about our own shaggy with many censored and uncensored aliases the latest name is dido .
But u will be stunned when this mr america opens his mouth to abuse someone.He can abuse with such a gramin(rural) accent u would be ashamed.And the irony is that the man has never ever seen a village.
Though he was never like this, an incident changed his whole life .The incident brought the man never ending glory.Since than,he has become truck of libido even more than Amon the greek god of fertility,he is our hostels youth icon. before the incident ,every one of us thought the man can't even say the three letter word s**, because he behaved very decently with every mate never used those helping verbs bc,mc. The incident changed him such that he never said a line without these helping verbs.
His popularity did'nt end with only this incident but a few more also happened.The strange thing was that each incident was reported by the same guy our juna the only eye witness to all the incidents. another time shaggy was found in awkward position with a geyser a broken pipe of geyser in his hand and all water flowing in his trouser...he sweared that it was an accident.But the accident added a new story to his misadventures.
His latest misadventure was when he was caught by juna doin some repair work to improve signal on T.V it is something different that the tv never worked again.All the cricket loving janta
came on shagy for it was a final indo pak match next day on T.V .
Shaggy has accomplished a lot in the game called love though he is the real playboy.
And proudly flaunts his relationship with over 8 girls in 8 semesters(who can escape the magic of this "machOman"?).
The guy is very soft cornered at heart and the best thing bout him is he never takes anything on heart(dil pe mat le type).One of the most hardworking guys.
has cracked a job with ABB and dreams big in this corporate world. plans to shake whole of the corporate world so we better say"shake it shaggy".we wish him best of luck for future ventures.
we will miss u and ur accent.