lokku bhai

A guy with enigmatic expressions and actions who has the versatility of a computer Expert(beware of this bug!),joke creator(beware of the PJs!),expert gamer(beware of his AGE skills!).No one else but its our own PJ(poor joke master) Lokku.
He has lot of enigma in everything firstly his smile , when he is smiling no one else smiles..his jokes i swear no one understands them but still every body laughs out loud .And another enigma ....how to get into his room..every alternate day he changes settings of his room..surely he likes change..u never know which way to enter either front door or the back door.next time u see a lock on the front door of this devil's room.Don't disappoint yourself .. sure his back door is open.
Now something about the skills. The first skill is the jokes.With his jokes he has acquired the zenith of being crowned as big daady of PJ's.I presume u remember his famous "peeli shirt neeli shirt " the one joke which took him to this fame.But the position has been hard earned and lokku had to pay his own costs. I still remember when lokku was narrating the famous joke to our own don kanta, at an abrupt moment kanta asked to continue with the joke but when he was told the joke is over he slapped the PJ king (i swear on that as i have been the eye witness).Since then lokku is working hard to keep the position he has also developed a good taste of shayari (ghalib) over the years , and now narrates his own shayari with gr8 "andaze bayaan".
But the greatest of all the skills is the technical skills especially if there is something about ur PC. He has done a lot of research on computers of course on others pc ,and acheived a lot of accomplishments. I can call this little devil the "Machine Fckin Head".His first accomplishment was in third yr itself ,when he did a strange thing of programming the rom of a pc.with his own code,after the enhancement the other programs were shut for ever and the machine now rests in peace.The second accomplishment is even more difficult to understand.The pc guru gave a person a speed enhancer program ,and miracles..after installing the program
the speed was enhanced to such a level that monitor could n't bear the speed and started fuming.He was one of the early patrons of linux,and was the one in demand to install linux on peoples machine.He did the job with gr8 proficiency and cost was ...if u have a 40 gb hdd ..ur 10 Gb is fucked up ...and if u hv 80GB then 20 Gb is fucked up.The space never showed up on the machines.In the
final year the guy developed a great interest in hardware and this time on his own pc...the guy was trying to run the clock with the smps of his pc what happened....the hdd was no more a hdd but became a 40 gb cd read only.BEWARE u can be the victim of this bug.
He is a expert gamer of our hostel and u can see him in every game .He is too much into gaming that sometimes we miss him in classes for weeks.his room is no less than a common room where u r always welcome to spectate games,listen to jokes and sometimes a cup of his own made cappucino.
The best thing about the guy is he is always there when it comes to doin somethin new,enjoin every moment is his funda.
He is the computer genius who can bring even the best of programmers to shame. ...
simply he is the best thing happening in our hostel...may god give him sucess in all his future ventures..
we will miss you and your jokes lokku...
P.S ....for the jokes , u can read the next coming post the "best of lokku" coming soon to you...